Maestro Dobel Diamonte

76 SCORE

“ Beautifully crisp blanco, just a twist of lime and it’s an absolute treat. The only decent tequila from Jose. ”

Patrón Silver

40 SCORE

“I’m sure it makes a great cocktail, and deserves its place in every bar, but it’s just not smooth enough to sip at and enjoy. Certainly far from deserving of the prestige that rappers seem to give it. ”

Jose Cuervo Especial Gold

31 SCORE

“This stuff is the reason that so many people wince when they find out you enjoy tequila. This bottle has only ever led to a nasty taste, and poor life choices. ”

Sierra Silver

38 SCORE

“Kid’s tequila for shooting, and about nothing else. But it comes with a hat. I’m sure it’s fine for a margarita, but I prefer a tequila I can drink. ”

El Jimador Reposado Tequila

80 SCORE

“My “go to” tequila. It’s not great, but it’s good. And it’s cheap. And you can sometimes even find it in pubs. Better than the Sierra and Jose you’ll find in most bars, and more palatable than half the Patron range that cocktail bars seem to love. Good enough to sip, robust enough for cocktails. ”

Casamigos Tequila Añejo

89 SCORE

“A beautifully balanced sipping tequila. Enjoy it slowly and unsullied. I’ll take it with ice and take my time. Rich caramel notes and a citrus undertone keep it dancing over your tastebuds. Well played Mr Clooney. I feel as smooth as you when I’m drinking it. ”

Clase Azul Reposado

93 SCORE

“I was terrified of buying this. I could get three bottles of “decent” tequila for this price. But it’s so worth it. And the wife wants me to get another bottle so she can have the candlesticks. Notes of caramel and vanilla make it sweet and smooth, whilst the agave still comes through. A beautifully complex spirit that is worth getting out and sharing when there’s something to celebrate. ”